FARM REPORT

Workers were amazed at the range of tales collected this week. Many were told, but few were chosen to make the report.

The "beautiful rebellious banker". Talked down from the ledge by friends after she threatened to tell her bosses exactly what she thought of them. Not the best idea given the wretched economy; she decided on a afternoon at the foot farm instead. A great choice. We scrubbed, rubbed and wrapped with warm towels. Wearing Caviar Dreams or A Big F U to your boss on her fingers and toes she told them sweetly what she actually thought of them and still kept her job.

The "south carolina peaches". These delicate beauties were agonizing over the need to move operations to New York. Shocked at the fact that nine thousand dollars a month would only get them a pied a terre the size of their current closet and no room for the three furry children. Sadly they realized they will have to buy an all black wardrobe and put their lovely pink sundresses in storage. We painted them National Velvet.

World renowned artist J.Leone came by to soothe a toe injured when she made the choice to sacrifice it to save a piece of art. Were we impressed...? you betcha! She regaled us with stories of trips to the rain forest and detailed descriptions of her latest art project. We were fascinated by the photography process, invented by the eclectic artist,to capture the beauty of Piazza San Marco in Venice and we all want to touch that paper that she swears is better than sex! Yikes! Oh yes...the color..Linkin Park after Dark.
Our favorite visitor this week was without a doubt the quietly intelligent graphic artist who was playing parlor games for the evening. She will be riding her bike to the inauguration and flashing Russian Sable on her toes.