Tuesday, December 2, 2008

FARM REPORT

It has been a trying week down on the farm. Workers have been sick, and there was a dry spell of new visitors. It seems that the wretched economy has infected our fields as well. Toes are curling up before our very eyes. Maybe our new first lady will go on national TV and tell everyone that she cannot do without her biweekly visit to the foot farm. This would definitely give us an infusion of new feet to service. We would be happy to name a new color in her honor.
Our workers usually have lunch sent in on the weekend and this turned the discussion to food choices. Pizza has been a favorite of the workers for some time, we have discovered that topping a slice of cheese pizza with salad and wrapping it up is the next best thing to heaven. Speaking of food choices what is up with lunch carts on the street serving heaping helpings of mystery meat for consumption? As you can see we were bored out of our minds this week.

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