This is the Foot Farm and toes are our passion. We soak them, scrub them, and rub them. We apply lotions, scented oils, paint them and adorn them with flowers and jewels. Our lovely toes take us wherever we want to go and never do they question why we want to go there. Look down at your tootsies and contemplate just for a moment your life without them. Think of the splendor of being able to feel wet sand sliding beneath the soles of your feet on a warm beach. Would you miss sticking them softly into furry slippers, pink stilettos or sexy silver sandals? What good would 150 pairs of shoes do you with out the toes our workers here on the foot farm treat with so much tender loving care?
This is just to remind you to always take great care of your lovely toes. Love them no matter what. Flex them and wiggle them often. Take a nice long bath and put them up on the edge of the tub, wave at them and blow kisses. Thank them for bringing you to every moment of bliss and pleasure that you have ever enjoyed. Cover them with bubbles, lather rinse and repeat. Dip them in warm peach paraffin or cover them with scented sea salts. Thank them every day for being the incredible instruments of lovely transportation that they are. If you ever for an instant think that you can do with out them think again. Our manager would like to remind you that we live to pamper toes. We deem them the most perfectly formed part of the body. If you think our work frivolous and unimportant, we ask you think for one moment if you lost those pink painted toes. If they fell off one day never to be found again. If you woke one morning and they were gone forever. Bring them to us faithfully and let us file clip and rub them. Most of all never ever take those ten little piggies for granted. Our color for the week is Bunny Nose
This is just to remind you to always take great care of your lovely toes. Love them no matter what. Flex them and wiggle them often. Take a nice long bath and put them up on the edge of the tub, wave at them and blow kisses. Thank them for bringing you to every moment of bliss and pleasure that you have ever enjoyed. Cover them with bubbles, lather rinse and repeat. Dip them in warm peach paraffin or cover them with scented sea salts. Thank them every day for being the incredible instruments of lovely transportation that they are. If you ever for an instant think that you can do with out them think again. Our manager would like to remind you that we live to pamper toes. We deem them the most perfectly formed part of the body. If you think our work frivolous and unimportant, we ask you think for one moment if you lost those pink painted toes. If they fell off one day never to be found again. If you woke one morning and they were gone forever. Bring them to us faithfully and let us file clip and rub them. Most of all never ever take those ten little piggies for granted. Our color for the week is Bunny Nose
2 comments:
Thank you for writing this. This should be required reading for all women! who try so hard to be the perfect wife, mother, friend, daughter, aunt, grandmother, colleague, boss ... You already are perfect, just the way you are. And we can thank our tootsies for that!
And to Carol--yes, you DO have show toes!
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