Renovations and additions are now complete, the farm is up and running smoothly. It was hard work. Workers spent many hours hauling equipment to the new location but thankfully we are all settled and back to our chores. We have added new services to our already extensive menu and that brought us tons of new visitors and of course new tales.
To welcome our workers to the neighborhood we were invited to a party. The neighbors are eccentric to say the least. Tales were told of one who had his house renovated into an exact replica of TGI Fridays. We wonder what a birthday party must be like in those digs. Would waiters appear and sing that hokey birthday song? Now, the tale of two dads. These guys were so involved comparing new high end SUV's and talking on slick crackberries they forgot their real mission was to take the kids to Chuckie Cheese. Poor chillin got left on the curb! The Eagles won the football game, we know this because our workers got to see it at the party. A wall sized HD projection screen. We are dismayed to report that certain sportscasters need to trim their nose hairs.
Our quote of the week "the higher you go up the flagpole the more your ass shows."
Workers are reading Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen and praying for tickets to the inauguration. Our color this week..."Marooned".
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